The money is tempting, but have you seen my dick? MOney can be earned, but my dick is tiny. The 2 inches is more valuable to me.

My nose is kind of big, so no.

Root beer is tastiest non-adult beverage you can buy in stores, but my favorite is the golden nectar of my Mistress, @madelineSF.

If it's not trimmed, my small penis gets hidden, so trimmed at least.

Hmmmm.....maybe clothespins placed on the head of my penis. That and some pretty hard punches to the balls.

People say mean things about my penis size on twitter all the time! But that's cool because Tiny is a humiliation slut.

Not exactly.

Waffles are better than any pancake.

There probably isn't time in my schedule anyway, so no.

What do you mean?

With my size it was inevitable that a condom would come off during sex. It's happened to me a few times.

They're good for shootin'.

Red

Yep. Didn't expect to like it, but did.

Mistress made me eat a hot dog that was in my ass and then covered with my own cum. She also made me eat ice cubes made of my own pee. Either of those are probably the worst.

No and most definitely.

Both. Why limit yourself to just one type of food?

50/50

Either is fine, depending on my mood.

Tomato with a grilled cheese.