Just the first one? What's the fun in that? If I was going to change it I'd change the whole thing so I could make it into a phrase. I'd come up with something ridiculous, I'm sure. But no, I wouldn't change it. That costs money and I just don't really care one way or the other.

As far as people I know changing theirs, I imagine I'd be calling them by it the next day with no hesitation.

The fat thing is nonsense. Americans are no more fat than other countries and there's nothing wrong with being fat in the first place. The stupidity, however, is very much fact. It's not something I'm going to complain about too much, though. It makes me look smart by comparison.

Eh, I'd much rather find things out the hard way.

Aw, that's no fun.

None. I also want to point out that neither would anyone else who answered this question. People love to talk about how they'd make the world a better place if only they had the means to do so, but that is complete and utter bullshit. Every person who is capable of reading this question payed hundreds of dollars for the computer/iPad/Android/whatever they used to answer it. That money could have easily went to feeding the hungry, supporting research, funding education, etc., but did they use it for any of those things? No. The thought never even crossed their mind.

Not me, though. When I bought this computer I was thinking "Fuck ALL you bitches, I'm buying me a new computer! My old one isn't loading shit fast enough any more!" Because I may be a selfish asshole, but at least I have the decency to be upfront about it.

Anything can inspire me. I'm inspired by life in general.

I request My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic quotes. Pretty please? I think it'd be fun to see people's reactions. Especially the MLP roleplayers following you.

I was under the impression that college tuition had always been too expensive for most people to afford, or at least had for a long time, but not having went to college, I wouldn't know. Very few people I know have.

Cool? I really wish someone EXTREMELY famous came out as a brony/pegasister. Like Barack Obama. I'd vote for him so hard if he did. Don't tell me that's a dumb reason to vote for someone. We're talking about PONIES here!

I mostly watched the stuff on Nickelodeon back then. Doug, Rugrats, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Pete & Pete, Alex Mack, Clarissa Explains it All, countless others I can't remember off the top of my head. At some point that channel just turned to shit and I stopped watching it. Also used to watch Sailor Moon and Dragonball Z on Toonami.

Sweaty artistic grinding of genitals.

It started going downhill after X, in my opinion.

What are you talking about? I'm fucking awesome!

I'm tempted to question the authenticity of this quote. It just seems too fucking stupid, even for Dan Quayle. But no, I think I'd rather not know.

I'll let you know when I get married.

Well, I'm can't help but stop and check out my fine ass whenever I pass by a mirror. I guess that's kind of inconvenient.

All the time.

You stole spam? Just for me? You're so romantic! <3

Black t-shirt, off-white shorts, black sandals, purple nail polish.

Nope.