because sarcasm works when you clearly know the answers to your unnecessary questions

i think i have it all

yeah, we already planned it, at around 1:30 at night, location to be decided

Blowjob :/

That's why we're such good friends. People of the same kind like to come together ;)

A beach but without too much sand

nutella, reeses, any chocolate shit

The wonderful high quality school uniform

Waking up at 3am and knowing that there is still 4 hours of sleep

How to be a whore

A whore does what she needs to do to earn a living, yeah we banged

Not you

Because I have 1 for people who deserve respect, and save the other 1 for people like you who obviously don't!
Happy Chinese New Year, and hope you go do something more meaningful during this festive event! :-)

Well don't wanna boast but i have some pretty nice feet