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    1. Deb Amlen

      I gave my children life and most of my still-functioning brain cells. Isn't that enough?

    2. Deb Amlen

      "It's Not PMS, It's You" will hit bookstores June 1, 2010, but you can pre-order it on Amazon right now. Hit up my blog, "Can't You Get Along With Anybody?" at http://www.debamlen.com, click on the chocolate bar on the upper right-hand side of the page and feel free to place an order. In fact, place many orders and give them as gifts.

    3. Deb Amlen

      I just get to pick one? My forties have been a real blast so far, with the exception of certain parts of last year. The years that were the most fun are the hardest to track, mainly because they were so much fun I don't remember them.

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    5. Deb Amlen

      See, this is what comes from studying liberal arts. It raises way more questions than it actually answers. Four years of private higher education down the drain. And for what? A few fraternity benders and a degree that says you're allowed to walk around asking people whether they're really here? Hardly worth it. Accounting, now there's a respectable line of work. When I was a young lass.... I'm sorry, what was the question again?

    6. Deb Amlen

      Why, funny you should ask. No, there isn't. Well, there is, but I've been discouraged from promoting it due to totally false and unfounded rumors that I was receiving kickbacks every time I mentioned the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament (Feb. 19-21) in my Facebook status updates. Ka-CHING.

    7. Deb Amlen

      Easily, cleaning out the frozen yogurt machine in a health food store. You had to let the thing defrost so it stunk, and it got everywhere. But my skin was magnificent.

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I am deathly afraid of cottage cheese.

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