Battlestar Galactica is frakking awesome. Also Boardwalk Empire and Mad Men.

...I don't watch much TV, except when in Korea. Starcraft channels = endless intrigue.

Baldness and the ability to eat bean sprouts, cause I will never stop eating at the Mixed Veg Rice Stall and they always sell bean sprouts.

I find people who do kickass community-changing work and act as their side kick for a bit. Most of them can make their own coffee and don't require me to run around in costume, and I've never had to help them bash a nemesis.

So uh... Mostly I come up with marketing ideas, coordinate graphic design/illustration work on their behalf, and vet grant proposals. I do however have a neat little office in which we wear no shoes, and the boss encourages everyone to come in shorts.