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hahahaha... i remember seeing this video clip a while back. that woman is so stupid. she's just like a fat version of a restricted enclosed mother, who has morals based on amish traditions. she needs to go out for a beer to loosen up.
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I don't have any other website really... I just use tumblr for most my stuff. I have a youtube account and that's really it.
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I can't tell if this is a reference or not...
But if there is, talk to it. Get it to turn on your lights and what not, it's always handy. -
Well played.
He can't be much of an idiot if he got a hold of a grenade though...
I'm not an idiot and I couldn't get a real one if I tried... Props to him for that. -
Sorry Chris. No luck.
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We don't have them in stock, and there's nooo discount. Sorry man.
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hmmmm. this would totally be a question on my stats exam, only it would go further and get me to calculate the probability of me encountering a truly "ugly" person within the first 3 people i meet.
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I work at Best Buy again... they hired me again at the pay I was SUPPOSED to be getting, but back in the camera department. So i'm pleased with that. And there's a possibility of a group hangout with a gift exchange on tuesday night... in which I planned much before my family plans came up.
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I'm sorry Chris... I won't be able to make it.
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Dear "Naughty Neighbour Blues", this is something we all face every day. The smell of that hot garlic shawarma marinading the hallway of the apartment... the loud RingaRinga style music with a television loop of the top 10 middle-eastern music videos (which coincidentally all are by the same guy), and the bushy eyebrows that swallow up the eyes of what didn't have the potential of being a pretty face anyway, since most of the time it's covered anyway. There's only one way to conclude in peace, and that's by simply moving out. Trust me, I've been there.
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Yes they will, yes they will. I probably won't be there, but they're having a rather large shabang with gift exchanges and baking and all. I'm looking forward to the leftovers.
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Here's the thing. I'm going to go on the assumption that you meant for "god" to be capitalized, thus justifying that it was indeed THE God, not some egyptian figure.
Judging by the bible, as all was created by God, one could assume that such concepts of a former Utopia (garden of Eden) was the true essence of the lord's presence himself... therefore there was no evil at all. Satan was the one who introduced evil into the world through one of the deadly sins, temptation. So going on the assumption that God is the creator who KNOWS NO evil... then there would be eternal comfort in heaven. That being said, there's no such thing as something that would cause discomfort (as that of a burning sensation)... so technically, the temperature can infinitely increase so long as 1. the food still tastes good (nothing bad in heaven, remember!) and 2. there can be no discomfort from eating something 'too hot'. -
Speaking like a true Chris.
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hahahaha. judging by the perfect punctuation & capitalization... this could only be Chris himself. Atleast it's not as humiliating as what Lindsay did in the formspring.
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The sky is blue because it was a demographic poll took in heaven and the conservatives won.
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I have no clue. I'm not THAT kind of health freak.
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it took me as three weeks ago to the day!
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David Johnson’s Bio
I like music, but I hate baseball cards.
