Whichever one it is that gets me two prostates.

Ecstatic. the reason I share these things is to get people pissed off about them, because pissed off people make change happen.

I like to think so :)

Roast dinner. Seriously. Fuzzy's Grub across London will put an entire roast dinner in a massive sandwich. Incredible.

A sense of entitlement. No question.

It's me, in a Luftwaffe uniform, laying in a ball pool that I had in my flat for my birthday a few years ago. Pretty standard stuff.

A rather special accidental innuendo at work.

Definitely. I've suggested or asked things online that I would choke asking the person or people involved face to face.

The one that lets me wiggle my ears.

Usually sweet, but there's nothing better than getting sweeted out and then having something really salty.

54 or forty-two, depending on how you look at it.

My second toes are longer than my big toes, and as long as my little finger.

Spirits, mainly. That said, I'm also quite partial to Guinness even though it is a sneaky, sneaky brain-melting bastard of a drink.

I've got no issue with someone's religion, as long as they can accept my atheist and humanist views. That's not to say I wouldn't be willing to debate it, but I wouldn't be willing to convert in any meaningful sense.

I don't like the word 'bitch' here, but that aside - good lord, yes.

Fetch Xena and the utensils posthaste.

Not really -

My maternal grandmother's more spiritual in an unstructured way.
My maternal grandfather was practically Communist (in a good way) and saw religion as a shackle.
My paternal grandparents were fairly Christian.
My mother and father have Christian ideas of the afterlife but don't go to church or see worship as important.

If I were to take up any religion in a non-crazy way they wouldn't have any issue, but if I were to take up fundamentalism that would be a problem. Fortunately, I agree with them that it's an undesirable way to live a life.

I see what you did there. Anything unusual :)

I'd hold an intellectual Thunderdome to whittle down to the finest specimens available.

With sufficient vinyl tape, all boulders are trivial.