Yes Russ I wash my hair every single day- I apologize to it tho does that make it better?

You had me at hello by a day to remember

Windows media player (ashamed)

YES it was the freakiest thing. "Well great thanks, no pressure or anything eh?"

2am- sleep 12pm-wake

I look exactly like my mam except that I got my dads height. So I like to think I look like the supermodel version of my mam :D

Always the bad news- then the good news can cheer me up

Toasted sammiches with cheese tomato and onion (yum)

More likely you could be peeing rn tbh

This is very cool. I still like the fact that I have the cd (smirk)

Would I be expected to do something extraordinary?

Dancing of all sorts

No one has bought my domain :(

COOKIES. Fuck there's no cookies in the house (sad)

89800

I will climb that m*therf*cking tree

A strawberry ice cream one! YUM.

Studying for my criminal law test on friday knowing I was going to fail it regardless of how hard I crammed.

Telling my brother to lay down and then opening his stomach with a can opener....

not even close