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    1. Megan
      advicendaat responded to Formspring 2 Mar via iOS

      How would you summarize yesterday in one word?

      Scandalous

    2. Jessica Tang
      yayjessicaa 19 Feb

      most unexpected person that you hugged or that hugged you?

      hmmm, not sure =/ i guess its dannie riel cos i saw her once in the city but i cant really remember if we hugged or not but she definately slapped my ass HAHAH

    3. Megan
      advicendaat responded to daphnezhang 17 Feb via iOS

      "If I come to Egypt will you take me to see the Pyramids of Giza and the Temples of Karnak and take me to the Vally of the Kings? I have always been intrested in Egyptian History" "if you come to sydneys, you can lakemba, punchbowls and a bankstown" haha!

      "I am found luff in a hopeless place"
      "I'm not a GAY, I just want to boogie with a martian- tyling the creator"
      "I raise the fish proudly above my head" lmfao

    4. Megan
      advicendaat responded to Formspring 22 Jan via iOS

      What's the last cartoon you watched?

      xi yang yang yi hui tai lang

    5. Megan
      advicendaat responded to JayKayyyyyyyy 30 Dec 11 via iOS

      By not straight do you mean like being a square or vintage, or like curvy

      not straight as in not heterosexual as in I am now 100% a homosexual being meaning I do not like the male gender unless you are amiable

    6. Jacob Kay
      JayKayyyyyyyy responded to advicendaat 17 Dec 11 via iOS

      But this one wearin a bra ( \ Y / ) Dis one nipplez ( • Y • )

      Ohhhhh i see you want the pg version

    7. tasa ivanovski
      tasa 10 Dec 11

      U noe if ur name is Lana ur anal backwards XD coz anal is already backwards? BACKwards? BACKside? ok ew lol

      if ur name was jesus you would be susej backwards xDDD like sausage!!!!!1

    8. tasa ivanovski
      tasa 9 Dec 11

      wut sceggs stands 4

      slowly cooked eggs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA fuck

    9. Megan
      advicendaat responded to JayKayyyyyyyy 5 Dec 11 via iOS

      Whos following me??

      turn around and see

    10. tasa ivanovski
      tasa 3 Dec 11

      whats the fastest way to get you in the same bed as me I would like to take it :)

      you would like to take the bed or wat idgi

    11. tasa ivanovski
      tasa 3 Dec 11

      whats the fastest way into your pussy i would like to take it :)

      my cat lives outside, but she doesn't like strangers so you'll have to make friends with her first then take her

    12. William Chen
      wwwwwwilliam 1 Dec 11

      Which celebrity do you most resemble?

      Check out USA TODAY's Pop Candy blog

      william shakespeare. only the first name though.

    13. jennayyxoxo
      jennayyxoxo 21 Nov 11

      If you could make one person fall in love with you who would it be?

      ahahahahahahahaha..... j.a :)

    14. tasa ivanovski
      tasa 16 Nov 11

      do u wana get ur pussy smashed

      no sank u my cat doesn't deserve to die

    15. lenaishawtyouseallgotdat
      lenaishawt responded to JayKayyyyyyyy 16 Nov 11

      Fav TV show?

      BEAUTY AND THE GEEK OMG

    16. tasa ivanovski
      tasa responded to Formspring 5 Nov 11

      Has anything ever been stolen from you?

      this one time in year 5 a girl called jessica stole my bendy ruler and I knew it was mine because it had a mark on it oeheoh and the next day she brought it to school with her name on it and I was like give it back but she kept claiming it was hers so after school I threatened to tell her mum so she gave it back omg back in the day

    17. Thien Dang
      tHieNdanG 2 Nov 11

      cutest girl at sghs besides daphne? and prettiest girl at sghs besides daphne? and girl your closest to in sghs? all year seven

      ok. um. daphne. daphne. annnd you guessed it. daphne. ;) besides daphne it would be: brenda, sophia. and for the last one it would be daphne.

    18. Adeline Kim
      heartmade 27 Sep 11 via iOS

      cutest girl in your skool?

      hannah jun ;3

    19. Dennis Huynh
      dennnishuynh responded to advicendaat 2 Oct 11

      Hey just wondering what is 2nd base? The anonymous said something bout dat

      baseball as a sexual metaphor

      Going up to bat: Attempting
      Bullpen: Foreplay
      1st base: French kissing
      2nd base: Above the waist
      3rd base: Below the waist
      Home Run: Sex
      Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
      Foul Ball: Ass sex
      Strike out: Not getting it up
      Line Drive: One night stand
      10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
      Pop fly: Stealing virginity
      Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
      Gapper: Easy lay
      Bases loaded: Threesome
      Third base coach: The person who's filmming
      Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
      Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
      Cup: condom
      Steroids: Birth control
      Error: No Orgasm
      Broken Bat: Broken dick
      Extra Innings: Four times in a row
      Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
      Bat boy: Fluffer
      Field: Heartshaped bed
      Dugout: Back seat of a car

      there ya go.

    20. jennayyxoxo
      jennayyxoxo 29 Sep 11

      What was the best job you've ever had?

      being daphne's conscience :)

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