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    1. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 24 Feb 11

      I've had a crush on you for awhile but I couldn't admit it.. I took a picture of your name written on my body and put it here: www.bit.ly/eM22om?503585228 sign up and search for danpalmer guess who i am

      Mike Reddaway?

    2. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 13 Feb 11

      hello hows the holiday season coming along thus far? Got a matchlocal.org account? Id like talking a bit longer with you.

      fuck off

    3. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 13 Feb 11

      hello babe u on any other socialnetworking website?

      Nah

    4. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 13 Feb 11

      hey palmer....i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot. but please message me on www.dateapply.com under the username "wishfulthinker". please don't get all weird. =)

      Score.

    5. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer responded to awoodenidea 13 Feb 11

      I know that was then, but could it be again?

      It couldn't, could it?

    6. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 21 Apr 10

      Tell it to the Utah Jazz, snowflake

      Okay

    7. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 21 Apr 10

      I hear that you once that tried to improvise waterskis by tying a duck to each foot. Is there any truth in this?

      No, that would be quackers

    8. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 21 Apr 10

      YOU PAPER-MACHED MY CAT?

      And your mum

    9. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 21 Apr 10

      What are you otters doing?

      You, you, you otter know

    10. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 21 Apr 10

      do you like work or volunteer for save the children

      Children, children, future, future!

    11. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 21 Apr 10

      I notice you haven't answered a question in three months. Is this because you are an artard?

      I'm not an artard

    12. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 28 Jan 10

      Are the children really our future?

      Children, children, future, future!

    13. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 28 Jan 10

      Dear Johnny Rainbow, Is it true that you're better than me? Love and hugs, Rick Astley

      Yeah, I went to Yale.

    14. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 26 Jan 10

      oh yar?

      Not sure what to say to this, as the comedy sketch has been completed by yourself.

    15. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 26 Jan 10

      Have you ever picked up a bare human or animal with your poo?

      No.

    16. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 26 Jan 10

      Have you ever picked up a poo (human or animal) with your bare hands?

      Human.

    17. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 26 Jan 10

      c'mere a minute?

      You c'mere a minute.

    18. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 26 Jan 10

      Is it St Swithun's Day already?

      Tis replied Aunt Helga.

    19. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 26 Jan 10

      I think there's too much blood in my jaffa cake stream; how do I find out?

      If you write information about the only gig your failed band played on your pencil case, then there's too much.

    20. Dan Palmer
      danpalmer 26 Jan 10

      Should we go back to war for Heligoland?

      Hell-I'll-go if we do that.

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