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I'd rather bond over cigarettes and vodka. going for nature walks is a little too Jane Austen-y for my taste.
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only when you suck dry more black guy anus.
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I want someone to fight for me.
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well, I am blonde. that lead singer chick is like a major minga now...hope she was a lot fucking better in her day.
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I'd rather have sex with osama and saddam's rotting corpses.
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a) stalker. b) doubtful. c) apart from a very select few people, I'm the only one who's allowed to diss my car, regardless of how extremely dissable it is. furnace has feelings too, you dick.
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that's probably the best compliment I've ever received. which is sad, but still, I'm ok with it. so thank you, strange stoner who posted this.
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you wish jellyfish. but in all seriousness...ya a fuckin gronk aye BRAH. what's crackalackin aye BRAH. wanna smoke a tenner aye BRAH. can I bum a durry aye BRAH. esh esh ESHAYYYZZ BRAHHH.
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assuming this is who I think it is, you know the answer.
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aha!!! and no we aren't going out. we did before, but I dumped him after he proposed to me because I found out he used to film our intimate times and post them on the net in the hopes he'd become a porn star. we still get it on daily though.
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it is sweet, chill.
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that would make me...29. fuck. I'm just going to say hopefully not murdered.
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there's a message in my cheerios...it says 'oooohhhhhhhhh'
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it depends on the temperaments of the octopodies and the craftiness of the penguins. assuming such a situation could only occur to dole bludging acid head, and you are spending the remainders of your centrelink pay, I'd say around 20 icecreams. but you probably wouldn't make it to the store if your octopodies are angry or your penguins steal your money, so i suggest just licking the icecream that's seeping out of your rainbow walls :)
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I used to perfect? ignoring the grammar...trust me, I never was. if you're referring to the past, I was equally as fucked (but in a different way), and just hid it better
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right this second...alone and betrayed. but I'm ok, yo.
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