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Who's on first?!
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The toilet app, for when I really need to make a toilet and there are no real toilets around!
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I am! :) The weather today: Maximum 21 degrees celcius. Partly cloudy. Isolated showers in the morning. Winds southwesterly averaging up to 20 km/h.
Any hotter than 21 and I begin to weep uncontrollably. -
I wasn't, but now I am. Wow - those two sites look NOTHING alike. ;)
If you're not spam, I expect a barrage of questions over at ask.fm/danieljackson :P Otherwise this question is going bye bye delete. -
A mummy. So I can breast-feed myself and hot chicks.
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Okay that *was* me this time. I just thought it was a clever question.
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Arghh! I don't know what's real anymore!!!
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Whatever you're makin' me, woman/boyfriend.
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Hang on, so first it was about food, and now about drinks? Are we all looking after ourselves?
So anyway the bar tender says to the man, "Why son, you look like a horse!". The man replies, "...It's the long face, right?"
...Now I'm not sure that's exactly how that joke is supposed to go - I may have put some pieces in some holes that don't quite work - but I think I've included all the right bits.. -
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Statue of David.
Preferable piece?
The tip. -
Ya mum! Or your sister - whoever's hotter and less wrinkly.
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The short answer? The current rotation angle of the earth.
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Well.... No comment.
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Perhaps you should have said "self-obsessive". But that's okay. I won't embarrass you. After all, it was me who sent the question in. I find it makes me more like Apple in that I'm controlling the whole experience - from question through to answer.
But in answer to your awkwardly worded question, Daniel - yes. Potentially yes. But just as a gun can be used to kill someone, it can also be utilised as a handy doorstop or pendant on a necklace. -
Let them ask me a question on formspring.
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Well yeah. It's a topic I'm rather well versed on.
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Daniel James Jackson’s Bio
Co-host of ‘flop ya mac out’ and 'Breakfast with Yo Mama' podcasts, fallopian Intertube surfer, music maker and purveyor of silly things.
