Amuse or abuse.
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Its fucking annoying when cling wrap sticks to itself. You're just casually trying to wrap up a sandwich, and BAM, the cling wrap has decided to fuck up.
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I have various solutions to your dilemma. You could put in a toaster. You could stick it up your ass. You could get it trapped in a door. You could pop it in a blender. You could put it in the freezer. You could take it, and yourself to Antarctica.
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Being born was pretty life changing.
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haha its funny because you're sending this to everyone.
But thankyou :) <3 -
A twonicorn :)
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Claire is amazing. I can't think of enough words in the English language to explain how much I love her. She's beautiful.
I don't know Megan too well, but she's really lovely.
I love Grace. She has been through so much, and she doesn't deserve any of it. People give her so much crap for no reason. She is a beautiful girl, inside and out.
Jemma is absolutely gorgeous. She has always been here for me, no matter what. She never judges me, or anyone. She is always so happy. I want to be like her, she's the happiest, bubbliest person I know. -
I like unicorns and bubble wrap. I find cling wrap confusing. Foil is like, the funniest shit since Narnia. Baking paper is disturbing, one side is dry, the other is oily and gross. Like seriously. Who does that!?
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I don't know, how long could Tom Felton last in my bed without his pants on?
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Lana’s Bio
Adelaide, bitch

