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It's actually long since been taken down for copyright reasons. Not sure I even have the original file - awash somewhere in a sea of digital dust.
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Celly, the BMC, and a pair of sunnies that matched whatever I was wearing, and would look totally sweet in post-disaster interviews with the fire department.
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Someone willing to constantly massage my fragile ego.
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probably "the iliad," as I would have added more ninjas and fewer opportunities for hollywood to totally misinterpret when the time came to make a shitty movie
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when it starts growing mold, or complaining about a sore back. whichever comes first
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blowfish semen? it's a mostly-repressed memory at this point
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when I give the empty popcorn carton to the kid sweeping the aisles
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random and entirely unnecessary scatological observations
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well, seeing as twitter's the only site/app that I take to bed with me...
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african? or european?
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While I do remember the dot matrix printer to be far more terrifying when heard from the next room, I'm quite certain it decidedly lacked the power to tear its hapless victims limb from limb.
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I watch LOST--also known as "you will learn to believe in fate." So... yes?
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Centipede and what? I'm sorry, already sprinting for the door.
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either car doors, or hamburger helper. depends if I'm on the bike or not
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I thought zombies were the new 'in' meme
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human nature with patricia arquette. even though she showed her boobies, I still cried so hard I laughed. and then drank myself into a stupor. unfortunately, I still remember it
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dagbert’s Bio
a disappointed idealist
