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I'm like ... what? Okay. I think you're trying to say something but I don't get it.
Maybe. Mabyee. I think I told you that is was good then you got it, then now you're lauding me for good taste. Maybeee.
Edit: AHHHHH. That first part was quoted from my last answer. Ahhhhhhh. Mhmhmmmm. Le' stupid :] -
First I was like, "Who the hell are you?"
Then I was like, "What kind of website goes www.bit.ly?"
After that I was like "Whut kind of pic did u say it was"
Now I'm like "I don't follow weird links pal. Try putting your name. I'll trust you more."
And then when I see how long my answer is, I go ROFLMFAO. -
... ... ... ... I got nothin'.
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Yeahhh!!!! This flame war thing is fun.
No. I don't use harharhar on normal occasions. Boredom does that, dearie. [LOLLLL Always wanted to say that!!!] [Like a little kitty to pet. Dearie. Kadearie. Yuck.] [That reminds me....]
Primula! -
(0-0) Naaaliw ka pa??? (@_@) {$_$} [=_=] (>_<) (~_^)
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Actually, all I want back are Kevin's 20 in 2. 20 Questions in just 2 minutes. Yeah. It took me a week to answer all of them.
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A regular smart-ass would dump in a one-word "No." answer to this question, but I'm not a regular smart-ass. I'm a normal smart-ass. So hell no.
Well well, there was that one time I said Kevin was full of shit, but that's gone now, :> :> thanks to formspring deleting 100 of my question/answers. Oh in that case, formspring's full of shit. Whut?
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Him? Normal? Well, let's see.
It's highly unlikely that you'll catch him in a wide-eyed "Wow, I didn't know that. Where'd you get this?" kind of moment. It is common, however, to catch him talking excessively about something he's really passionate about, be it highly advanced math or Touhou.
As far as I'm concerned, he's the number one in my absurd random insanity index.
Oh and yeah, I was just reading about him in your formspring too. Hahaha. You know, he enjoys pretending to be someone else and he does succeed quite a good number of times. Yeah he enjoys that a lot.
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hops hops, teka muna, teka muna (tsaka nga pala, "hops" ang tawag sa sangkap na nagpapasarap ng beer)
Unang una, guwapo ako. "Awesome", ika nga.
Pangalawa, ikaww nagsabi niyann, hindii akooo :> :> hehehehe [Ayan! Sige, ngiti lang, ngiti lang. 'Wag nang magsalita. Ngumiti na lang.] :> :> :>
Isa pa, hindi ko na naiintindihan pinaglalagay ko dito.
At higit sa lahat, guwapo kasi ako. -
Aba, eh saan pa kaya, kun'di sa'yo. Exclusive Distributor ata 'tong si Joe. [Beware of fake reproductions from the Joe Conspirators] :>
Alam mo kase, pare, sa mundong ito, may dadalawang klase lamang ng tao, yung binabansagang "idealists" at saka yung mga tinatawag na "realists". Hindi ako nabibilang sa kahit alin eh. [Sana naman nakuha mo kung ano mali diyan, 'di ba?] -
You know, Joe. The only one who isn't normal around here, is you. You know why? Everybody's normal. Everybody else is just Joe.
[OOOOOH. Yah lyk 'dat, don't cha now. HMM?] YIHHEEEE. HAYOP. Si Joe, may gerlprend na pala! Potcha, pare naman, ipakilala mo sa'ming mga normal. Tska kailangan magkwento ka rin kung pano mo nga naman nab0la yang tskikiting ting beybe mo. Siguro, nung Biyernes, nung nasa club ka, [hops, syempre, walang bukingan kung saang club. sikretong malupit yon ni Joe.] lumapit ka lang sa kanya sa bar, tapos, binulongan mo siya, "Hi. It's da Joe. Gusto mo ng Dabar?" Tapos, nung narinig nung tsiks yung pangalan mo, instant parang pitik, inlab na sa'yo. Potcha. Hayop talaga si Joe! Rawr! [teka teka, eh kung sikreto ni Joe yung club, pano ko alam yung kwento? hm?] -
SAND WICH. Yeahheah! Ok. I got nothin'.
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May lamok eh. Ayoko nga magkadengue. Mas gusto ko Swine Flew.
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Man. I've used computers for a very long time, and this is the hot damn very first crappin' time I've ever hot damn heard of a joke that can be heard. Man that's a damn piece of work. Well. If you can dang prove it, brotherman, then I'd say, "Brother, yo' the coolest dang brother to ever hit the dancefloor, brother." Now get yo boogie on! Yeah!
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Definitely. DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or DICE!!!!!!!!!!!! is a YM fail. Yo Momma FAIL boi. Yo Momma!!! Yo damn Momma bruther, Yo damn Momma!!!! FAIL.
Yo Momma. -
If you considered microscopic single-cellular bacteria floating around everywhere, then I'd say you just consumed millions and millions of meals just through fillter-feeding. Now that's genius! :D hehehehe. [But you got to do it like Spongebob does, with the dumbass face and the long large breaths at a time.] [Or you can eat Chip the potato chip] Weeeee! Offtopic!
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Well. You just spelled it out. "Qi". Now it's a word, right? RIgHt? RIIGGHTT? :> :> :> Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh, I'm right! Oh wait. Qi?
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If you got money for using formspring, I'd say you're money laundering. Ha! If the police catch you, you'll be answering questions in court, and you'd just get 1000000 hard days in prison for every question you ever asked. Now then, how 'bout you uh, share your little business with me now. Besides, that way, I can have you sent to jail so I can take over the entire operation. See? It's a no win-win situation! You've got absolutely everything to lose!
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Why does "Joke" have more ! than "Joe"???
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[Kevin still has 8 more questions before this, but I guess you'd sound off-topic if I post it based on chronology.]
Who ever said that was you? I didn't say that was you? Well? Did I, now?
[Goes off to check...]
Ok, so I mentioned "Joe" about three times, but... uhh... that.. that... uhh... (AH!) There are others I can call "Joe" too, can't I? :D :D :D Ain't I right? Right? Right? YEAH! I'm awesome! (*_*)
You yell out "Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ?? WOW! That must be the most frightening battle cry ever. I mean, who wouldn't be scared of a dude who stands on the sidewalk then screams at the top of his lungs, "JOE!!!!!!!". Everyone would be running away as fast as they can.
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