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Follow the infamous Zombieland rules of course:
1. Cardio
2. Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Seatbelts
7. Travel light
17. Don't be a hero
18. Limber up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things -
Eh, not really, Just...
1. People who share every insignificant detail of their lives via fb statuses
2. People who tell people to text them via fb statuses even though they know no one will
3. Stupid people who drive stupidly
4. People who chew loudly
5. People who can’t read and yet continuously volunteer to read in class
6. People who dress up their dogs
7. People who go to the “20 items or less” isle with over 20 items
8. People who lack common sense
9. People who tell really long, boring stories and expect everyone to laugh at the end
10. People who insist on singing to songs even though they don’t know the words
11. P30pl3 Wh0 +yp3 LyK +Hi$
12. People who steal the food I had mentally claimed
13. People who feel the need to share their boxers with the world
14. People who ride their bikes in the street and spontaneously lose balance as I’m driving by
15. People who don’t know the meaning of “personal space”
16. People who “like” their own fb status
17. People who walk as if they’re on a death march when I really need to get somewhere
18. People who ignore the fact that it’s the first time I’ve raised my hand all year and yell out the answer anyway
19. People who seem to decide to have a competition to see who can be the loudest when I’m watching T.V.
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Haha precisely. And this is exactly why that's where i'll end up.
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I don't know todd, I just don't know.
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haha who is this, no i don't do anything, and it depends on the school
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haha why would that ever be something I "had" to choose?
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haha thanks anonymous track enthusiast
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haha yeah, those all sound about right
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haha umm thank you? .....hmm what other superlatives did you think of?
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Hey Enrique Iglesias! I always knew you wrote that song for me!
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I, along with some xc people, did the "Run for the Wild" run at the Bronx Zoo. it was a 5k and the proceeds went to penguins
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this made me laugh
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WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP???????????????????
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yep, you're clever caitlin
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yeahhh, you already said that. geez stop repeating yourself.
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i don't know cait, i just don't know
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yep
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