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Yes. Happy fathers day Steve!
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So far, it's not too bad. It's always been a fantasy of mine - now the balaclava he wears during sex has some authenticity at least. Feel less silly.
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Shut up shut up shut up!!!!!
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All the time. Sometimes I fail to control my brain and it makes decisions without my consent.
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David Cameron?? Didn't know you followed me. Yes, you should, you wanker.
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No, not all of them. I can think of at least 6 who aren't.
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It's based on the title of my blog. That's all I can really say, apart from, it will be awesome - if I ever get it finished.
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No. What is sexy about a beached whale with backache? That's what I felt like when pregnant.
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My son is named Ashton, after Steve Jones. (true story)
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I don't know what countries surround Israel. So I'm gonna say, Hong Kong.
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No! Don't you talk about my Jezza like that!
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I spent pretty much the majority of my childhood in my bedroom reading books. Didn't care much for films.
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Galaxy caramel from the Spar shop.
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Is this Paul?? Paul, if this is you, are you just looking your ego massaged? Because I describe my best ever fuck to you quite regularly while sexting... I'm not gonna tell the internet about it too!
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Ahhh! Hey dude!
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No fucking clue. Isn't Betamix a breakfast cereal?
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I have no idea who you are. I don't post more on tumblr because for some reason I can't log in on firefox and when I use IE I lose formatting on my text posts and it pisses me off and I am too lazy to find out why it does this, other than to check my cookies are all fine and dandy, which they are.
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Neither. Both married fucking annoying bitches so I've no respect for either.
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crazy colours’s Bio
If I was prettier and talented, I'd be famous.
