don't bother mother whilst she drinks...

my kitchen

sleep late... duh

Everyone loves me already

I don't know.. you'll have to ask my friend Gary.

my friendship.. lol

Come over and find out.

Oh yes!!!!.. In that Medusa kind of way.

We don't schedule those things... It happens when I want it to.

Who cares.. as long as they stay away from me I'm cool.

who the hell is obsessed with me sleeping with my "besties"?.. goodness.... Hmm let's see... If I had to choose two.... I'd choose Manuel and Halby...

I spend all my free time playing shit on my phone... I live a sad life.

big enough to slap you in the face with it...

I don't think so, but it does back up the info in case something happens to your phone.

Wow. If you want to do it with me that bad just ask.

Actually it was benuttys idea which he got from a lame sacramento blog. Ours is better.

Wow this is gonna be a tough one... I would kill Madonna (because living legends need to die before their time)... I would fuck Gaga and marry Karen Walker... hello she is loaded!

I've had sex with almost all my besties. So now what?

Straw Hat Pizza...

why don't you ask something more entertaining then? what what!