Your girlfriend is hot, I should have her instead

  • Undercrimsonmoon

    My girlfriend is hot? My girlfriend is hot? You have the entire English language, with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to describe my girlfriend, and you settle for "hot?
    You have done her a great disservice.

    My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamouring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant. She's a stunner-she'll take your breath away before you have a chance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe her with is "hot"

    Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again.

  • Undercrimsonmoon