Nope. Should I? Any good? Does it contain bacon?

I lurk! I don't answer all questions because some are, well, fucked-up.

...yes.

Well, I felt the need to congratulate them on their decision to copulate while they annihilate and assimilate the people such as yourself. Innit.

What in the name of all that is a fuck-a-doodle?

The manual for my camera.

Yes and I think you should go and try it out on the pope.

You're suggesting I have listened to his stuff? I will hunt you down and punch you in the ass.

Go steal Jen's butt.

I think you should go eat bacon.

That depends. Did you take someone's eye out?

No! Duh...

I'm sorry but I just have to go google "Yuxtart". Excuse me for a second.

No. But feel free to sniff my coffee; it has chloroform in it.

You become a piece of broccoli.

Yes. And then I put them back on my face and it all makes sense again.

Yes. And cheese.

...get some tampons?

Only if they taste good.

Leprechauns. Unicorns should be poached or gently baked.