
If you discovered a Djinn (Genie) who offered to grant you three wishes (and, no, you can't wish for more wishes, smartypants), what would you wish for?
Is this one of those trick genies where your wish backfires because you weren't incredibly specific enough? Pretending for a moment it's not, I would probably be pretty standard in the wish department:
1. Greater empathy and understanding among humans (world peace, etc.).
2. A bottomless bin of money (like Scrooge McDuck).
3. A tail. Yes, an actual tail like a cat's tail. I have no idea why but they fascinate me and seem like fun. But now I sound like a furry, so maybe that's a bad idea. Plus it would probably get in the way a lot and all of my pants would have to be modified. Maybe a detachable tail. But it has to actually move around and stuff. Pinning to my butt a long string that does nothing wouldn't cut it.

