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Bueno, estas en la area de Corpus? Porque si no pues seria medio inconveniente recomendarte a alguien si no vives aqui. Si estas en CC preferiria darte los datos de una forma mas privada por ejemplo por mensaje en YouTube.Gracias y suerte.
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Stab, stab, kill, kill.
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I actually have a couple of English words that are my fav but since you only asked for one it has to be "fuck". It is fitting in any situation, such a wonderful word.
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Yes, I did. I wish I could recalled the name but alas I do not. I really think that what you should do is go to the bookstore & try to find one that seems the most appealing & fitting to your needs. That is what I did or...you could also search online for self-help books that have good reviews from people.Thank you for your nice comments!
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I can go anywhere without any problem.I don't get anxious around a lot of people or anything.It doesn't matter how much caffeine or not I had. My problem relies on public speaking, authority figures & sometimes if the person is very attractive, one on one. I drink anywhere between 2-4 mugs a day of coffee.
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asked by flemon1
Worse? Let's see...well, some man once told me I looked like a China doll...I am not Asian nor do I look Asian to my best knowledge. He saw the surprise look in my face & proceed to tell me it was a compliment. I just smiled & nod my head.What else could I have said?
Some dumb guy a while back didn't know the meaning of promiscuous & told me that my face looked innocent but my body promiscuous & expected for it to be a compliment.Yeah...
Best compliment? I don't know. Not to be full of myself but a lot of people usually compliment me (well, mostly women) & it ranges from being called really pretty or that I dress really cute.I guess, the best has been that I sound mature for my age. A lot of people also like my accent & well, this all raises my somewhat fragile self-confidence because who in the hell doesn't like to be complimented? I frankly love it. -
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Yes, I like to act creepy for the shock value. My friends enjoy this elegant sport too. It's pretty awesome!
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asked by flemon1
Mostly from coffee & green tea.I have not tried chai tea but your question inspired me to prepared some from a variety of teas I bought a tad ago. Cheers & thanks for the suggestion! :D
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Mmm...I don't know whether this story is that funny. It just happened to me last weekend & I find it amusing more than anything. My friends & I went to a stripped club; it was my first time visiting such an enchanting place. Well, take that back, I went to see some male strippers once. It was quite a disturbing experience though, for all I know I may like it now. My libido has apparently rebelled against my usual love for skinny dudes & has been lusting after manly, muscular meatheads. I don't even know.
Back to the story, I was sitting down, enjoying the show when I see an extremely dorky guy approaching us. He asked my male friend whether he could talk to me he then proceeded to ask the rest of my friends & they all nodded in agreement. So, there I was wondering WTF & whether he thought I was a high class escort or something. (I wasn't dress provocative hence the high class part.)
Homeboy seemed extremely excited to be talking to me. It was almost as if had seen an apparition of his favorite celebrity & couldn't contain the emotions that were cathartic & disturbing to me. He said he had seen me around campus & that he just had to say hello to me. He was there with his friends & had a bottle of vodka. I am assuming that with that statement he expected me to say, OMGZZZ vodka! I want! Give me! Haha, I don't even drink. He felt compel to approach me because he couldn't believe I was there & that it was such a strange place to meet.
I am not a rude person, well at least not in front of others. My parents taught me manners; always wait until they leave before talking smack. I kindly replied that I was there with my friends & that I was happy he had approach me to say hello. (Bullshit, who approaches a girl at a stripped club? Creeper!) He then asked me where I was from or well, assumed I should say I was from Turkey. I corrected him & replied I was actually from Mexico to which he was surprised. I don't know why people assume I am from everywhere but, Mexico, but I digress. He said his family was from Monterrey & I said that was actually my hometown. Homeboy then tried to explain how the mountains looked & the meaning of Monterrey. Nevermind I had just told him that was my hometown so I needed no explanation. I tried to divert the conversation from that boring topic but, he was curious on what I wanted to do with my degree in MX. I told him that I actually had been living in the US for a while & didn't plan to work in MX. He looked at me weirdly & exclaimed, 'oh, but you have a student visa,right?' Clearly, he wasn't the smartest of the bunch. I said that no, I did not. I actually became a US citizen back in June. What a dumbass. Yes, I have been living in the US for a while with a student visa because that is possible. No, no, it is not. If you have a student visa, you study, & you leave the country. You don't live here, dumbass. Ugh. Dumb bastard.
I was getting exasperated with his questions & stupidity & I just wanted him to leave me the fuck alone so I could enjoy watching the naked ladies & wishing that my body looked that amazing & that I had those dance moves. I finally just had to say that it was really nice meeting him but, he was just like a leech & wanted to know if I wanted to do something later. I was confused by what later implied so I said no, that I was with my friends. He looked at me confused & I asked what he meant by later. I don't know what kind of girl he thought I was & said later tonight or later this week. I just looked at him & simply said, no. I was going to sleep after the stripped club & that I will see him around campus. His face expressions reflected a mixture of anger & disappointment. What a freak! Thankfully I have not seen him around campus & I never had in the first place. The weirdest shit happens to me. Who gets approach at a stripped club? & he was really creepy looking too.FML. I am just going to die alone. Clearly I can only attract really creepy & unfortunate looking individuals. FOREVER ALONE! -
Well, I don't believe in true happiness. See, we have the tendency of always wanting more & more. It doesn't matter whether the goals that we had yesterday were achieved, a new set of wants always resurface.
To answer your question, I am satisfy with my life at the moment. I wish I could be more confident, smart, & less anxious but, it is what it is. All I can do is try to better myself , one day at a time & not let my mind become my personal jail. -
Mama? I am a mom? Damn! When did you came out of my vagina? I must have been sleep because I never noticed.Son/Daughter, you're a sneaky one & kind to my figure too. I didn't even gained a pound!
My blog is http://hohloma.wordpress.com/
Cheers & I give you my benediction to be a happy one, Son/Daughter of mine. -
Umm, I don't know where to contact you but when I like a hairstyle on YouTube I just pause the video & take a picture of it.Pretty easy,huh?
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Hey,hey! Well, I don't have any sort of instant messaging service & to be frank I don't like webcam interaction or phone calls for that matter. It is just not my cup of tea. I am a strange one, what can I say?The best way to talk to me is either through YouTube or Twitter so for sure I would reply back on there.
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Oh, that video. Yes, that video was made during my freshman year of college on a boring afternoon while I was waiting more than an hour for a company to get me a representative on the phone. Joyful times. I think I used to be a bit more wacky back then.I remember how frustrated I was because it is just so exasperating to listen to that fucking lobby music.I was thinking of hanging up & calling again but, having to wait again just made me suck it up. I don't think I have ever been put on hold for that long...LOL.
The only good thing that came out of that was that video. It preserved the moment for eternity...or until for one reason or another I decide to delete my YouTube channel. No worries, BTW, I don't have any plans to do that just yet.It is far too fun & I see it as a hobby.I have been lucky that for the most part I don't get many rude people commenting my vids & a lot of nice feedback like this.
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Thanks! Sometimes I wish it was possible to date yourself,you know? The level of poise & utter perfection I have been able to achieve makes me think it is rather unlikely to find a companion with my same attributes.I was thinking of cloning myself but, not only I am not into tuna tacos, it would be a tad incestuous.
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Aww,thank you! You're too kind. I believe we should all let our weird side show because that's what makes us unique & fun. Sometimes though, I even think I am way too strange...LOL.
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Umm, no. You see I can admire beauty but,that's as far as it goes. I don't feel sexually attracted to women. They're like a painting or a good sculpture. That's about it.
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College student by day, pimp by night.
