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Bojangles, cuz it's the bomb dot com backslash awesome
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Is this a question!?
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Outer space.. gotta love that view.
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Conchtees.com, duuuur
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AA is just a club to meet drinking buddies. You don't need to know their last names.
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Yes, but only on your head.
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A circle with a big tropical plant area in the middle. And tons and tons of shelves to hold all our shirts.
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Of course! Who doesn't love a good double cheesebooger!?
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Cuz it was made by Satan.
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Punch a few people in the face.... people that I've wanted to punch in the face for a long time.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy. Then we could have roast beef on Nye bread.
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Coffee. It's easier to smuggle across state lines.
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Neither, Lohan already stoke the thumb wrestling ring so they can't play.
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In my pocket.
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Prom night. Duh.
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Neither. I dislike dark drinks. Except for Root Beer.
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I think the interception of the minds that wrote the screen play for Inception was a fortuitous event.
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