i'd rather fart blue smoke. i'm a child at heart and i think i would get a real kick and possibly even fall over in a fit of laughter if i farted a blue wind from my bum!

nail polish! i love playing with different colors and designs on my nails and i use a high gloss top coat so it's always nice and shiny and sparkly under the light

yeah, i'd do just fine without twitter. i'm more of a plurk fan so i'd survive perfectly.. hell, i probably wouldn't even realize that it was gone!

I dunno if i could be discreet but i'd least try it and if worse came to worse i'd still have a new.. colorful, funnel to use!