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You remember that movie with Kenan and Kel.? I think it was called Two Heads Are Better Than One or something... idk. Anyway, this reminded me of the scene where they're eating the unknown meat in the stranger's house. Kbye.
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I just want to be the burrito Jack wants to fuck.
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I thought I was Jack and you were Alex. Actually, you're Rian. (Only so I can say this:) RIAN, YOU FUCKER.
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Yes, but I definitely don't regret the things I did with John Gomez.
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Ok...
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Why wouldn't I ask you about you pee hole? It's kinda a need-to-know thing if you wanna get to know me.
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Thanks, anon.
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How funny would it be if I put a french fry in my penis?
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Can I call you Rudolph?
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He deserves it.
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DIDN'T I JUST SAY ASK ME ON TUMBLR NOW! GODDAMMIT, KAYLEIGH!
But, yeah, I hope I get to go!
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Choo choo train left right on time!
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Mike Ziemer means awesome. I wish I were him because his girlfriend is hot... and because his job is real cool. (Except for the whole getting screwed over by The Hit, but shit happens)
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Abbey’s Bio
Don't you dare speak for someone you don't know.

