Only if I'm watching it with others.

reddit. There are no alternatives.

Batman. Spiderman is too whiny, and Superman is too much of a do-gooder. Batman just punches stuff dead.

Too often. Way too often.

Hellz yeah.

Those almonds with the sugar crystals stuck to them SO DELICIOUS

Relax? What's that?

Twix.

Chocolate Machete. Delicious brown girls + guro = win.

Which one would your mom prefer to sleep with?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e6hqLoVPZZ

Rage comics animated series? /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu has jumped the shark!

Super, thanks for asking!

Bucket. Anything less is just pissing in the ocean.

So many conventions, I can't count them all (on two hands).

I am a programmer. 'Nuff said.

Trolling.

IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART
HOW THE MUSIC CAN FREE HER,
WHENEVER IT STARTS
AND IT'S MAGIC
IF THE MUSIC IS GROOVY
IT MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY LIKE AN OLD TIME MOVIE

Nah, spiders are my homies.

Sensually long.