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      Man is nothing else but what he purposes, he exists only in so far as he realizes himself, he is therefore nothing else but the sum of his actions, nothing else but what his life is.

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      this reminds me of the slowed-down justin beiber music that was so hauntingly beautiful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QspuCt1FM9M

      Play

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      kill rosie, and while martha is more attractive than oprah I feel like she has the suite of world-class domestic skills that I absolutely demand in a wife

      however I also demand that in a lover so THIS IS A QUANDARY

      I think that in the end I just don't have the courage to be married to a woman of color in the South and class consciousness, as ever, would rule my actions

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      now it's Lucifer and Scott pilgrim

      also The Unwritten is pretty cooking even though it's hard to understand what's happening all the time

      also Sandman, Fables, Locke and Key (maybe, liked the first trade)

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      Legs. I want the tactile sensation of touch, and also I could run much faster (right? or are they slow arms? also how strong are they)

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      Church camp. Until I was eighteen.

      It's crazy how normal it seems at the time.

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      He's my best friend. He was the one who originally got me to join the forums, before his interest atrophied substantially. He's very intelligent. Also, strong.

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      This reminds me of this mission trip I went on a few years ago

      our first day there, some of my buddies and I are standing around

      this kid comes up to us and sort of shoves his way in with this real proprietary air

      then he says, "you know why they make glow in the dark condoms?"

      "who are you?" I respond

      "So faggots can play star wars"
      then he wiggles his eyebrows like crazy

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      I mean, you know

      it's my face

      do you have some kinda PROBLEM with it

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