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    1. chris milette

      My scrotum <3 Mmmmmmm.

      yes. well don't get too attached.
      -rimshot-
      ahaha. I made a funny : D

    2. chris milette

      Breast milk is...

      watery. my friend found out. she accidentally tasted some. apparently its tasteless....I wonder how breast cheese would taste..hmm..there could really be a whole market for this stuff...aged breast cheese...breast yogurt....ahh. just shooting up ideas here : )

    3. chris milette

      Do you or have you ever had an STI/STD?

      no, I have never had a Subaru Technica International car/Somewhat Tasty Donuts..I would not mind getting both, though...mmmm...donuts...

    4. chris milette

      It's disgusting pfft

      what is? if it's mayonnaise, then I TOTALLY agree D :

    5. chris milette

      Discuss ... The KKK

      the KKK? hmm..
      they're SOOO out of style. honestly, white should NOT be worn all year. I mean, common sense should truly be distributed around the country...especially when it comes to fashion.
      -whips hair-

    6. chris milette

      Do you have spots?

      no honey, I'm not a dalmation : (
      I really would love to be, though.
      my mothers getting a mini pinscher sometime this week. I'm SOO not taking care of her.

    7. chris milette

      Pum pum

      replace the "u"s with "o"s and you've got a fashionable cheerleader accessory : )

    8. chris milette

      I'm rich

      I'm poor. well, not poor. just...out of money...
      buy me a snyderphonics manta and I'll love you forever....er...maybe not. I told my ex-boyfriend the same thing and we see how that ended up.

    9. Keri Puleio

      I need a song easy on guitar that is aprpriate for a catholic school for my talent show. Any suggestions? x_x

      Sex and Candy.
      no contest.

    10. Rhys Righteous
    11. chris milette
      cmilette responded to XxMiMxX 10 Feb 11

      so..what happens if pinnochio says "my nose will grow now" ....?

      <copypasta>
      him saying that will be a lie because it won't grow. so, since it's a lie, his nose will grow, thus making the original statement true.
      we'll be here for hours aching over that problem until we realize that pinnochio said "now". no matter what he says or does, his nose can't grow immediately as he said "now", so it would be a lie, and his nose would grow.
      in turn, he'd look like he's telling the truth, but he actually isn't. ha-HA!
      </copypasta>

    12. chris milette

      do you have a boyfriend?

      to answer your question, quite frankly, no.
      I tried, but that crashed and burned. it's good to have friends instead : )
      ...I guess

    13. Meggie

      what do you use to masturbate?

      Your Mother... ;)

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