Don't expect a serious answer; you won't get one.
Recent Responses
-
-
-
-
Boxers, but I find most men look utterly ridiculous in their underwear, no matter what type they're wearing.
-
-
Winning stuffed critters out of arcade crane games in Walmart and giving them to lonely looking kids. Derpy, true, but for someone as eternally broke as I am, it's pretty awesome.
-
Italy. Greece. Austria. New Zealand. Japan. The Carpathian Mountains. Turkey. Egypt.
I wish I had the money for travel. *sigh* -
Rats and bats are cute. Humans are much scarier than either of them.
-
-
Necrocannibalistic Goatpus.
.....No, seriously. -
If I were assured of aircars and colonies on Europa and universal peace and unlimited, sustainable living, and other utopian baloney, I'd say the future. But seeing seeing how gleefully we're fucking the present up, I doubt the future'll be much more fun. So send me back to fin de siècle Europe, and let me chill with Oscar Wilde and his rent boys.
-
I like mornings AND nights. It's afternoons I take issue with.
-
>Implying I ever have money
-
Spring. Bees and butterflies and little grass flowers and rain and green things and cherry blossoms and...
Yes. Spring.
I like winter too, provided I don't have to walk half a mile in a blizzard to get some bottled water because the pipes in my house burst. And provided there aren't ice storms that encrust everything in half-an-inch of ice, killing trees and downing powerlines and knocking the electricity out in the entire area for two weeks, making me have to huddle with my cats under five blankets in the dark trying not to think about the Donner party.
Come to think of it, I don't like winter that much. -
Alcohol.
*rimshot*
But in all seriousness, it's giving to others. I don't care what Ayn Rand says, it's awesome. -
I'm a hermit, and hermits rarely go to concerts. I've only been to one in my entire eremitic life, about ten years ago, when I was naught but a little hermit. I won't mention the band, since the shame of having enjoyed them at one point haunts my dreams.
But if I were to leave my cave to see one (current) artist live, it would definitely be BUCK-TICK. Followed by Sound Horizon. Followed by Koshi Yamada and whatever band of crazies he's fronting at the time.
But none of those bands ever play anywhere near my cave. I'm a sad hermit. :( -
Hopefully in some foreign country far away from this crap. Like... Iceland or something.
I just hope I won't be dead. But one never knows. -
-
The tango. Probably. Or maybe flamenco dancing. Or the pasodoble.
Now I'm not sure. I'd settle for being passable at all three of them. -
Pirates are cool, but shuriken > everything.
-
>implying I'm actually grown up now
-
