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      Dunno, but there's a depressed percussionist related standup gag somewhere in "dohl drum".

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      Got tired of people asking me about anal sex. And the return was really just a whim. I'm sure I'll get bored of it again soon. GET IN QUICK, OUT THEY GO!

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      Nothing, really, unless I'm running late while carrying lots of CDs in which case it's my own bloody fault.

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      No, unless they are really bad Seinfeld runners under jeans, or mandals, in which case, yes.

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      Some of 'Spaceballs' isn't as hilarious/best-comedy-of-all-time as I thought it was when I was 13. Everything else seems to have stood up reasonably well, though.

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      Because Ewoks are scary little freaks that were created expressly with merchandising in mind. And "utinni" is far better than "yub nub".

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      It disappeared. Maybe dog food has so many preservatives in it these days that it never dries out/breaks down? Scary.

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Clem Bastow

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