So emotionlessly abused it needs to be in a women's shelter. WOW. That was out of line. Onward.

My penis is the same color as the rest of my skin. It's pretty standard as far as I can tell; of slightly more generous size than what I'm told is 'average' (by the internet). It's circumcised, which I'm pretty stoked about. I use Anthony for Men body products to keep it clean. Unlike my face, it's never been in movies.

I can't describe this anymore. You want to find out? Get me drunk, or take me on a date.