It sounds dumb, but I really like who I am. I have plenty of challenges and a drive to overcome them; I want to be a better person on my own volition; I believe that good things will happen to me in the future based on who I am today. Being someone else is sort of a cop-out.

But, if I had to choose, I might be Brad Pitt. Nobody else can rock that stupid beard he has right now and get literally no shit for it.