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I don't get ticklish normally but when I am, anywhere will do ;)
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I believe I drank a lot of scotch and smoked cigars, while playing World of Warcraft, and then I took my friends to a restaurant. Not particularly exciting, I know, but better than nothing.
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Probably my horridly graffitied highschool shirt, just because it always makes me chuckle a little.
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If all of your sources are biased, how can you know?
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Hard to say. I usually start the day with coffee and a toasted sandwich, though I love to have tea and crumpets on occasion. I don't regularly have lunch. For dinner I subsist on whatever has been cooked/what I can cook.
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It's so hard to decide on just one. Here's a few from A Scanner Darkly that seem to resound:
"The pain, so unexpected and undeserved had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn't hate the cabinet door, I hated my life... My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing."
"Medical Deputy: You know, Fred, if you keep your sense of humor like you do, you just might make it.
Fred: Make it? Make what? The team? The chick? Make good? Make do? Make out? Make sense? Make money? Make time? Define your terms. The Latin for 'make' is facere, which always reminds me of fuckere, which is Latin for 'to fuck', and I have been getting jack shit in that department as of late."
"What does a scanner see? Into the head? Down into the heart? Does it see into me? Into us? Clearly or darkly? I hope it sees clearly because I can't any longer see into myself. I see only murk. I hope for everyone's sake the scanners do better, because if the scanner sees only darkly the way I do, then I'm cursed and cursed again." -
Hard question.
Dr. Phil is pretty useless so I would guess he would deserve murder. A failed electrician, after all, shouldn't be the person millions turn to for consolation and advice.
I guess that leaves Gandhi for marriage as he's the best and most inspiring of these three figures.
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Try not to make a mess of your keyboard, last time I cleaned mine it had an inch-thick layer of grease . . I guess I probably spend too long in front of my computer >.>
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Probably the blood bank, or something education-related.
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Cheers, but that's not really a question so much as a compliment. You'd do better to buy me a drink ;)
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Yes, I adore custard. It's just not something you can have a lot of before it becomes too rich. Which is probably a good thing.
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Mummy. Religious/mythic imagery adds a sort of quality to supernatural monsters.
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A private jet. A luxury yacht requires you to have an interest in boating, whereas a jet merely represents quick travel to wherever you want, whenever you want.
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Cold. You can put on a jacket if it's cold, but there's little you can do if it's too hot apart from waiting it out.
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Chris Colgan’s Bio
He would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
