It's Friday the 13th. I just came out from under my bed real quick to post this. Jason is at your door. You have a pencil, a plastic utensil & a toothpick; one is your weapon, one is your tool for escape & one is your swift & merciful method of suicide.
Nope, I MacGuyver them all into a crossbow and shoot Jason through the eyehole with the pencil and then make a sandwich to celebrate.
