https://github.com/chrisbarmonde/Dragon-Drop/commit/50c00da67e14d1c8ac87daa2cd488f0c6681ea15

What is my cat's litter box.

I'll take "Cat"astrophe for $1000, Alex.

I've had like two in my entire life. Maybe growing up in high altitude made me immune???

I've also managed to basically keep the vast majority of blood in my body (and those around me) throughout my life. I guess I'm not doing it right.

I fractured my thumb playing dodgeball in 8th grade. My parents didn't believe me for hours. It still hurts every now and then!

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of religion? If you're just going to run around willy-nilly changing your beliefs, what do you really believe?

Anyway, nothing's changing my mind. Secular humanism for life, bitches.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_humanism

The world is what we make it. Regardless of what you choose to believe, we're all here together, dawgs, so we better make the best of it by not just blindly believing in things and trying to actually uncover the truth of the world.

You can thank @yamasaki.

But is it more distracting than @timfbowen's?

Yeah, every time I go hang out with people, I set up an auto-dialer at home to call me constantly so that my phone is buzzing non-stop. That way people think I'm SUPER popular and important and I can go home at night feeling like the most important person in the world as I cry alone into my ice cream and watch reruns of Ninja Warrior.

So here's the thing. I think I'm either going to go @ambroff-style and just not get it cut or just go back to buzzing it down again because hair is annoying. So ZERO.

Am I like rolling my D&D character here? I got:

RASH
LOGICAL
UNPREDICTABLE
UNCOOPERATIVE

Who wants to join me FOR ADVENTURE???

Psh, I ain't givin' none of my hard earned workin' money to the po-po. I'll bust you outta there, kid, wild west style with horses and pistols and a length or two of rope.

Fuck, I knew I shouldn't have taken BART today

I've been ready all my life, @horseebooks.

You can listen to this and pretend I am, if that's really a thing you want to ruin your life with? http://theaveragelife.bandcamp.com/

High tolerance for insanity, high tolerance for inanity, understands how computers work well enough so that I don't have to troubleshoot constantly, isn't allergic to cats (and can tolerate the fact that Salem doesn't like anyone but me), roughly similar political and ideological beliefs, isn't a drunk or druggie, isn't a hippie, is perfectly okay with staying in a lot of the time, understands that dudes need space a lot of the time, can handle random disparaging words being hurled at overpaid athletes on TV a few times a week, enjoys taking random things to the next level for no other reason than 'just because', will trust me when I say something is awesome and at least try it once, finds humor everywhere constantly, isn't a pushover and isn't afraid to take a stance and call me out, enjoys going to punk rock shows, listens to music mostly for the message and also that message isn't "partying".

Instant marriage if you agree that Boy Sets Fire's "Rookie" is essentially the greatest song ever written and are willing to mosh around the house screaming it at the top of our lungs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA9JBtDwiwI

Play