Ask me anything. You might want to be specific tho, if you want a specific answer. Jus' sayin, is all.

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      Galactic Overlord. make your own mind up about what that would look like.

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      Apart from what I've cooked and created, I think it might have to be the Thai Chicken Salad at Seasons Restaurant in Malia Harbour

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      This is a true chinese fortune thingy, never forgotten it 'When a west wind blows at the summer solstice, prepare to catch shrimp in the gutter of your roof'

      True dat.

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      Y'know, I had a good think about that. I'm not a huge vampire fan. I mean I love True Blood, but really haven't got the patience for all this sad emo broody vampire shit.

      But I thought, what about immortality? But That would get rather tiresome after a while.

      I lived for many years going to bed as the sun rose, and getting up as it set, so been there done that. I do like the sun.

      I can't see the appeal in the drinking blood rubbish. Not squeamish or anything, just doesn't appeal to me.

      Flying might be cool. Super strength and speed, senses. But that's about it. It's a bit of a poor existence to be honest.

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      I couldn't possibly answer that. If I did have a top ten, then it'd be a constantly changing and evolving list, forever mixing old favourites with new discoveries.

      Even old favourites may just be in the top 10 for a day, or an hour, or just one listen, before relegated back down. New songs can be number one for weeks and months before they disappear, maybe never to be played again. Today? Arcade Fire. Tomorrow? Maybe The Rolling Stones. Yesterday was LCD Soundsystem.

      Nothing in film, TV, or music is ever set in stone. What hold my attention for the span of a song, might not do so later.

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      Currently it's Gainsbourg. Love his music (Meoldy Nelson in particular), and the film was pretty damn fine. Other contenders are The Motorcycle Diaries, Nightwatch, Amilie, and Akira.

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      I'd rather not be some sad emo turd who thinks all this werewolf and vampire shit is worth wasting my life on. It's not REAL,....

      .... not like Star Trek.

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      I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. - Bladerunner.
      or anything from The Big Lebowski.

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      I rarely remember dreams. Just the random and quickly fading remnants as I wake up, usually leaving me stood in the bathroom wondering what the hell that was all about, and figuring out why I was in the bathroom anyway. By the time I've figured that, and flushed, brushed and showered, the dreams are mere fragments of a memory of a memory. In other words, I don't remember anyone famous in my dreams. Unlike Natalie at work who seems to frequent the dreams of the celebrities.

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      Yes. ha ha. got a couple. Not saying who, seeing as this gets posted on my twitter feed.

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      Neither. Not even a Wii. Never been much of a gamer.

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Chris W Parker

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Photographer and miserablist.

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