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    1. Dan
      chernobylsnake 24 Feb 10

      how many cats have you gone through?

      I still have my first two cats :)
      Lassie and Maude.

    2. Dan
      chernobylsnake 24 Feb 10

      Do you want to hear a lame joke? Yes, you say? OK: Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was run over by a truck. **sound of the drum and cymbal**

      Ahahah excellent!

    3. Dan
      chernobylsnake 24 Feb 10

      who are you

      My name is Dan. From New York. I like cats.
      Who the fuck are you, ANON. Hhh...

    4. Dan
      chernobylsnake 21 Feb 10

      Jesus Te ama!

      WHY ARE THE ONLY SPRINGS I GET ANON. HHHH.
      & Je parle en peu francais /: Je ne comprends pas tu. Because it's not French obviously hah. Maybe Portugese? Idk.

    5. Dan
      chernobylsnake 19 Feb 10

      What, what in the Butt? No! SO what are your nicknames?

      Woo butts. Big buttss. Hm, my father calls me Dan-O usually; my mother uses sweetie pie relatively often. All of my friends call me Dan, Danny, or Daniel. Some call me Danu. That's really all of them. I prefer Dan or Daniel from acquaintances. I wish I could use Daniel all the time without sounding super old D:

    6. Dan
      chernobylsnake 8 Feb 10

      Chernobyl is amazingly horrible.

      You are correct. WHY IS ERRYONE ANON. It's not like I'll be offended by anything anyone says.

    7. Dan
      chernobylsnake 3 Feb 10

      I hope you had a goodd day, okay bye (:

      Yes! Today was quite nice. I got to go on another date! And it was wonderful, of course :}
      You are amazing, and deserve doublekisses!

    8. Dan
      chernobylsnake responded to andielately 3 Feb 10

      I'm gonna be forward...do you like to drink?

      I responded to this on your formspring because I didn't notice you asked me anything until now. So now you'll have a response without having to look!

    9. Dan
      chernobylsnake 2 Feb 10

      YOU'RE A CUTIE PIE I WANT A PIECE OF

      Ahahaha :D Lemme serve you up a steamy slice, bb.

    10. Dan
      chernobylsnake responded to hausofricky 2 Feb 10

      ...i can see us working for kelly cutrone. mhm

      Totally. We bend over for her. Hahhh.
      And I think I enjoy that constant level stress so yeah, I'm game.

    11. Dan
      chernobylsnake responded to andielately 2 Feb 10

      Like a druggggg, hiii.

      Hahaha hello :P

    12. Dan
      chernobylsnake 2 Feb 10

      uuucuteeeeee!

      Anonymous is boring :D Show your faaasee! But thank you much!

    13. Dan
      chernobylsnake responded to Tommmy 31 Jan 10

      No one leaves things in mine either :l

      :{ I'll leave you something!

    14. Dan
      chernobylsnake 28 Jan 10

      What 3 things do you think will become obsolete in the next ten years?

      Toothpaste/toothbrush: We have rinse that will replace all that.
      Sunglasses: We will be able to take a supliment and our eyes will naturally tint themselves in reaction to the sun.
      Breathing: Robots will do it for us.

    15. Dan
      chernobylsnake 28 Jan 10

      If you could be on one TV show which one would it be?

      Graham Norton. I'm not famous but I want to be on that couch.

    16. Dan
      chernobylsnake 26 Jan 10

      Oooh art studio. Good luck with your portfolio, getting that stuff together can be work, but it's fun work.

      I NEED THE WORK SO BADLY. Why anon?

    17. Dan
      chernobylsnake responded to hausofricky 26 Jan 10

      idk i don't have a preference but anywayzz!!! so like what are your hopes and dreams!? and whats your drank of choice?

      Idk why I prefer one over the other, just me beign crazy.
      Hopes/Dreams: To actually see California and my friends out yonder. To be a fashion stylist for magazines/fashion photographer/designer.
      Drank of choice: I'm not much of a liqueur person, but I LOVE scredrivers. OJ is my shit. Stella Artois, Spaten, Heineken, Land Shark, NEVER COORS PRODUCTS for beer. But I'd prefer a dryer-than -the-Sahara wine (I blame my wine-crazy family). And of course water is wonderful, along with OJ and cranberry juice.
      Longest formspring of my life? Yes.

    18. Dan
      chernobylsnake 23 Jan 10

      Do you have a myspace or facebook?

      I have a facebook. When I came into social networking, myspace was ~uncool~ amongst everyone /:
      So here! http://www.facebook.com/chernobylsnake

    19. Dan
      chernobylsnake 21 Jan 10

      once upon a time there was this hipster kid and he was pretty ballin', but shit happened and he was sad. So chuck norris baked him a motherfucking fierce cake and hipster kid felt a lil better and the world rejoiced. the end?

      Hahaha, I just noticed this (my phone sucks at telling me when I get sprung...see wut I did thurr?)
      But this story is better than all of the Disney stories COMBINED. Ty.

    20. Dan
      chernobylsnake 19 Jan 10

      If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

      Skinny Love by Bon Iver.

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