i believe there’s no such thing as intelligent life.

The point is whoever cuts your ears off is the one you’ll hate for the rest of your life.

No, but I was once and it was disgusting.

get the FUCK out of my formspring.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

GOOD BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY

yes you may, *puts on tap shoes*

Hmm. In my opinion, Jesus would say there are more important things! Like carpentry!

Jesus was an ace carpenter.

I do not hunt my wives

If I don’t know about it, it’s not important.

slice him up.
seems logical

I dont think your ready for this jelly
and my jelly i mean me. [cuz you know how i wobble]

Chicken?? Lol

Probably to get my licence! ...finally.