Start a conversation (even an anon one!). Throw jellybeans at me constantly until we become pals again. Bake me some waffles. Troll me on tumblr. Chew on a pen and then send it to me so I can clone you from the saliva.

There's some perfectly viable and un-stalker-like ideas to resolve this problem. Get inventive, rather than being cryptic.

aw thanx

Confuse the shit out of everyone when I knew all the responses... That and poke people.

DYSON. We have a Dyson and every time I work those bitchin' little dusties, I get so hot for my Dyson.

No, I use that hand to lean and such. My neck gets tired, the paper moves around, balance would be off.

Plus I'd like to be able to dress myself, shower etc.

A leg because I'd rather die than be unable to feed / dress myself / draw ever again. I would want to be at least somewhat independent.

I know baby but you just don't provide me the love and care I need.

Not that I'm aware of !

I am never out of milk.

Forever a cow.

Thank you very much, le anon. ;D

Oh.

Oh. It took me a while to pick up the hidden message there. Oh.
Well now I just don't know what to say...

I LOVE YOU TOO RACHEL :3

1. A boat (for escaping)
2. my ipod
3. my mac
4. A power point
5. a chef
6. a supermarket
7. the internet
8. the cast of harry potter
9. the harry potter books
10. a horse.

Look, no. I wouldn't lick your sperm bags.

Seriously though, marry me.

Uh, fuck yeah. Hello anon / new best friend ! ! !

I'm actually the creepiest person alive, so I don't think anything is creepy.
:D

hahhaa n'aww. <3 thanks love. gosh, I get like nothing on formspring anymore.

YOU PROBABLY HAVE THE WRONG FORMSPRING. haha for real though, thank you. I try to be good.

Now I just wish you weren't anon so I could make sweet, sweet love to you.

you make it sound like a challenge! I ate food and did nothing :D My new year's resolution is to make an insult for every day of the year and post it here: http://dailyinsult.tumblr.com So far, so good. haha

THE GIFT OF THE INTERNET.

Zooey is always beautiful. Not a fan of the orange hair though!