Skynet.

I'm sure there were and will be more, but dang, I can't think of any off the top of my head. Maybe ones that have tragic mushy stuff in it. Like some touchy-feely stuff that's bittersweet. I guess stuff that I can identify with could do it too. Dunno why that stuff affects me so much.

DESTROY ALL LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE! Haha. Actually, I don't know, and sorry for not responding to this in so long. Maybe becoming super rich would be good. ;)

Yeah, it makes me feel happy like an old-time movie.

Pretty sure they do. They like to be around, they demand attention, they want me to play with them... They like to sleep with me and almost all of them will end up migrating into the bedroom at bedtime... Etc., etc.

No.

They do.

When I was a kid, sure. Now, not so much. Unless you count doing crap around outside the house like checking the mail and stuff.

Travel a lot. Have someone to take care of mundane chores that isn't leaf or me. :) I could make a list a mile long, I'm sure.

Taxes.

Maybe. :)

It varies. I check a few times during the day if I've not been at a computer. When I'm at my computers, it notifies me when stuff comes in and gives a small preview, so I might check it a number of times when I'm at my machine.

Really cold. At least then I can put on more clothing to warm up. Too hot and there's only so much clothing I can take off.

No idea. Definitely not FredFigglehorn.

Woo...um. Too many to list. :P

Not a ton. I guess getting woken up and watching the TV footage.

Ketchup

RPG, FPS, FPSRPG, strategy, misc board games.

Probably the muscular hotties, since I REALLY need a neckrub and back massage too.

Well, since Formspring didn't say I couldn't: Wish #1: Infinite wishes. Then um, whatever I wish for thereafter. But you've seen that movie about djinn, right? Where they're evil and stuff? Hmm, something to think about.