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Since I am already sexy I think it would be fun to try smart for a while.
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Yes. I watched Cool Runnings as a child and understood every word.
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@pims
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What? You fished a q-tip out of the toilet with chopsticks? Why not just grab it with your hand then wash your hands? The chop sticks thing is weird man.
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No. Last time I smoked a joint I was on my way out of my apartment to go to the office in the middle of the night to pick up my pager charger. My next door neighbor invited me in to smoke...
I was so high that I got lost on my way home from the office. I was lost for almost an hour. My GF kept calling me and accusing me of seeing someone else. "You have been gone for almost two hours! There is no way you are lost. You have walked that route twice a day for almost a year!" I couldn't figure out how to use google maps... It was horrible. -
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Moral lapses?
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As many as he wants.
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Make sure my inbox is clear every weekday. Going good so far.
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Bullshit. Son. You have to include me in such things.
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Brandon Leach
San Francisco, CA
Brandon Leach’s Bio
Senior Systems Engineer at Lookout Mobile Security
