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    1. Brianne Baumber

      Probably for the cool kids. People stopped asking me questions, so I stopped asking anybody else questions.

    2. Brianne Baumber

      Hmm. Well, probably the dress I'm wearing right now. I tend, especially, to sew clothes in the nude, because when I start sewing I'm dressed and then I undress to try things on as I go, and am always too lazy to put my clothes back on until I'm finished.

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      He does look quite sharp for a man of his age. He's got lovely facial bone structure. I, however, prefer more distinguished white-grey hair in older men.

    6. Brianne Baumber

      Fucking amazing. It's snowed once this winter, and not even a centimetre (less than half an inch) actually stuck. It's been warm and sunny and absolutely lovely. And during the summer it's usually pretty gorgeous, and it doesn't get as hot and muggy as the east. Basically, Vancouver weather is win.

    7. Brianne Baumber

      Life wanes, formspring flourishes. Life flourishes, formspring wanes. Direct relation.

      Jeremiah's pretty awesome. I think it's safe to say he's probably a large part of why my formspring has waned. He's monopolized all of my time.

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      Am I like that obnoxious straight guy who says "she just doesn't want to have sex with me because she's a lesbian" if I say that it's just because she's straight?

      We love each other. And we're in love with each other. She's just not in love with my junk.

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      Soon, I hope! Probably after the olympics, as I'm working every second day and recovering on the rest.

    11. Brianne Baumber

      March? March sounds good to me. How does March sound to you? Can I bring my girlfriend maybe?

    12. Brianne Baumber

      Today was not especially inspiring, but since you posed the question yesterday, I'll answer for yesterday.

      I just realized the moment I'm thinking of actually happened two days ago.

      It's not particularly meaningful, but I went outside and it was pouring rain and the sun was shining through the clouds and it was just really incredibly beautiful. Yesterday I was on my way to staff training and someone biked by me and it was beautiful and sunny and I thought of riding on the back of Fiona's bike with her in the summer, and my whole body just suddenly felt full of love. For her, for summer, for the city, for all of my friends and the people in my life. It was wondrous.

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      Cop-out answer! I'd be a human!

      Actually, I answered this question recently in a game of truth or dare. I said I'd be a dolphin, because they're intelligent and have sex for pleasure and are pretty gay.

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      I'm not entirely sure. My favourite movies are usually the ones that make me cry, but I can't even think of what they are right now. I saw Pan's Labyrinth a few months ago and liked it quite a lot. Oh! Also, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. There's probably a better answer, but I'm not a big movie buff.

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      Lately The Brain has been lonely. It's been shut away in its dark little case. It's come out a few times recently, I figured out how to play The Fugitives' "Shiny Plastic Bags" on it, and a while ago I was learning Bad Romance, but mostly I don't play it because I feel like my friends think it's not a real instrument, like they don't want to hear the sounds it makes and they can't appreciate the fact that it's an instrument that can't hold a tune very well. When your friends are wincing five minutes after you tune your instrument and not because you've played it wrong, you get discouraged.

      Anyway, I guess what I'm saying here is this question has made me kind of emo. I miss my faraway friends who like the ukulele and don't make me feel like an inferior musician when I play it. I do like playing it on skype for anyone who wants to hear it, though.

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      I didn't know that. Did you know that July 12th is National Different Coloured Eyes (heterchromia) Day?

      Did you know I have a reason to know that?

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      As a kid? None. Maybe Harvest Crunch or Rice Krispies. I didn't like cereal.

      Now I'd say Froot Loops. Without milk, as a snack.

    20. Brianne Baumber

      There's this song that was on the pre-made DVD at my old work that had a line that went "hey, I put my new shoes on and suddenly everything's right."

      It drives me crazy. Infuriates me. It's awful.

Brianne Baumber

Vancouver, BC

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