you're joke.

Lewis, always.
+ probably Claire + Beffy too cos they're bloody lovely.

Cool
Story
Bro.

I figured that out for myself after I posted. Are you honestly naive enough to assume that over knowing someone for almost 15 years of myself and having all time highs and lows with that person, that we're both completely unaware that we've said shit about each other? If people were as pedantic and had as much time on their hands as you evidently do, I'm sure they could cough up shit I've said about him too. Considering me and Lewis have had fallouts so bad we didn't talk for almost a year, if you really think it's a gigantic shock to me that Lewis has chatted shit about me in the past you're incredibly wrong. What reaction do you want from me? "Oh Lewis how dare you say things about me when we fell out years ago?" Mmm, cos right now, after everything Lewis has done for me in the past 2 years, that really matters. Of course.

Here's what you need to get into your thick skull. I have known Lewis for as long as I have fucking memories. He isn't my so-called best friend, he IS my best friend. He's the one person who has stuck by me through all of my shit and helped me through everything. Lewis knows more about me than anybody else on his planet and that's absolutely fine by me. So some stupid pathetic bitchy throwaway remarks from silly early teenage arguments are never going to phase our friendship. Ever. Lewis could do far worse shit to me and I would still love him, and he knows this well, but also would never do anything bad to me. I love Lewis more than anyone on this planet except my sister. He knows exactly what I've been through, he knows me inside out, and loves me regardless, and I know that, and appreciate it more than I could ever tell him.

So whoever the fuck you are, just stop trying to stir things between us cos believe it or not you haven't changed a thing. He was in my house today and we were the same as ever, in fact we were laughing about those comments and racking our brains and trying to remember where they came from. 15 years worth of friendship isn't going to be ruined by some clearly incredibly bored, sad and jealous little anon that nobody gives a fuck about. Me and Lewis are stronger and closer than most people probably realise, so your little comments aren't going to do shit. And if I ever find out who you are, I'll laugh in your face at your shitty attempts at trying to destroy something that is indestructible.

So whoever you are, you can go fuck yourself really. I'm aware this is a lengthy response but I felt you should be made aware whatever ridiculous amount of time you dedicated to scrolling through your conversation histories is a total waste, and I really hope you feel as stupid as you truly are.

And if you want a little proof of how unphased me and Lew are:
http://www.facebook.com/thisislewismason/posts/10150200655662531

Goodbye.

What?

I'm confused ;[

I know it's a good uni but I don't want to move 5 hours away from my sister and only be able to see my family every 3-4 months. You don't understand how little I want to go there, in fact yesterday me and mum were talking about it and if I don't get the grades for Leicester I'm applying for engineering through clearing probably. I cannot be that far away from my family yet, you don't understand how much I need them and you never will.

9.

you don't.

I think you're lying.

If you're the person who keeps sending me all this fucking spam, yes.

Yep.

erm, i dont go out much any more, im not a huge drinker any more.

why on earth would i go to an under 18s party?

yep

hahahahaha!

as long as she wants if she's dead.

yay :3

I'm not fussed, I like most hair colours. Ginger's pretty boss though.

hahahaha!