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    1. joe
      catjammas responded to LizTheRat 14 Mar 10

      Would you make me a drink, please?

      fuck yeah muthafucker! when do i NOT make you A FUCKIN drink?!?

    2. joe
      catjammas 14 Mar 10

      If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?

      I would head out to the Mideast and see different people and different cultures.

    3. joe
      catjammas 14 Mar 10

      What's the best place near you to get a drink?

      Every other Saturday & Sunday, Guardsman on Florence and Tweedy. Ask for Erika.

    4. joe
      catjammas 14 Mar 10

      If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?

      The piano.

    5. joe
      catjammas 14 Mar 10

      If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom so you never had to do it again, what would it be?

      I hate shitting because when I take a shit because I feel like I have to shower right after, because even if you use toilet paper and wetnaps and the whole shebang, I still feel dirty. I'm a very clean guy. Send your pictures.

    6. joe
      catjammas 14 Mar 10

      If you had to throw away either your TV or your computer, which would you choose?

      The computer, because I have a computer at work.

    7. joe
      catjammas 14 Mar 10

      What song do you want played at your funeral?

      "Times Like These" by Foo Fighters.

    8. joe
      catjammas 14 Mar 10

      If you could choose, how would you want to die?

      Quick, painless and clean enough to leave a good-looking corpse.

    9. joe
      catjammas 14 Mar 10

      What's your dream car?

      1965 Ford Mustang fastback. Ferrari red with white racing stripes.

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Slightly racist, slightly sexist, bitter before his years, drunk most of the time, hard-working, good friend and family guy. Single, send your picture.

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