We used to grab Chinese food every Christmas day at a packed Chinese restaurant that was open because, you know, us Asians don't celebrate holidays. Not anymore, though.

Nowadays we just sit at home. My mom watches shit t.v. while nagging at me about everything under the sun, I stay in my room reading a book and listening to music to block out said nagging and my dad sits on the computer playing violent video games to assuage his blood lust.

As you can tell, we're not really the holiday loving family.