If you had laser eyes, a pony, a grotesquely in depth knowledge of daytime soaps, and a sexy mustard costume how would you convince people to stop asking tea related questions?

  • Samantha
    cardiograms 2 Sep 10

    I am going to assume that the sexy mustard costume is for me and not the pony. I am also assuming by "sexy mustard costume" you mean the delicious promiscuous condiment as wardrobe.

    I would become the super hero Deli Grey after transforming into my midriff baring attire, mount my marvelous steed (whom I have named Kendall Hart, after the character in All My Children played by my celebrity doppelganger Sarah Michelle Gellar in the 90s), and explode every one of those bastards' teabags (hehe) with my laser beams.

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