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I am going to assume that the sexy mustard costume is for me and not the pony. I am also assuming by "sexy mustard costume" you mean the delicious promiscuous condiment as wardrobe.
I would become the super hero Deli Grey after transforming into my midriff baring attire, mount my marvelous steed (whom I have named Kendall Hart, after the character in All My Children played by my celebrity doppelganger Sarah Michelle Gellar in the 90s), and explode every one of those bastards' teabags (hehe) with my laser beams. -
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All of the above. OM NOM NOM.
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They are numerous and all bookmarked on a computer that crapped out several months ago. One that sticks out is one I read in the Harvard Medical Journal a few years ago about the connection between osteoporosis and cultures with high animal protein intake. I really am sorry that I don't have access to all that stuff right now, because it's making me look like an asshole. Why don't you cite yours, since you're asking me to cite mine?
As for the four digestive compartments being for roughage and not milk...I know that. However, that really is beside the point I was trying to make (and made poorly, apparently). That breast milk is biologically meant for a creature that gains a couple hundred pounds in its first year of life in addition to needing all those extra steps to digest food. Not to mention that we have to process the fuck out of it to make it healthier for us, and it causes people to produce excess mucus. No thanks. I reiterate: Gross.
Also, I'm offended that you call me out for being an "emotional vegan," when that has nothing to do with this. Have I mentioned a single thing about animal cruelty? All I'm talking about is health (for which I am very outspoken, clearly), and pointing out that it really makes no sense for human beings to be drinking breast milk when we don't have to.
Done with this now. I don't want to turn my page into a soapbox. -
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I am totally okay with not being famous.
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I don't care if you defend your decision to consume dairy. I am not a preachy person, and everyone is entitled to their own choices. I will never tell you that you are a bad person for consuming dairy, but you are throwing out inaccurate nutritional information on my page, so I'm going to address it.
Good source of fat? Are you serious? Nothing that contributes to your saturated fat levels is a "good" source of fat. Sorry. Things like almonds, walnuts, peanuts, avocados, tofu, and flax are way better sources of good fat (mono- and polyunsaturated fats and omega-3s).
Animal protein has been shown to contribute to osteoporosis. The protein from dairy actually leeches calcium from your bones, defeating the purpose for which most people think they need it, and making them brittle. So no, not really a good source of protein either. Americans are so unnecessarily protein obsessed, and for some reason think that fruits, vegetables, nuts, and grains don't have enough, or even the right kind of protein in them, which is completely false.
Ignoring all of that, human beings are the only species on Earth that drink breast milk beyond infancy. Even more bizarre is that we drink it from another species. That "proper gut flora" is not there naturally in anyone. It disappears after mere weeks of abstaining from it, I speak from experience.
Cow's milk is meant for calves. Why would you ever want to put something into your body that the animal it is biologically meant for needs FOUR DIGESTIVE COMPARTMENTS. Gross. Just gross. -
My awesome is apparently too much to handle.
That, or the fact I tend to disappear for stretches at a time. People generally tend to be "out of sight, out of mind", you see. This is why I shall never be famous. -
Fuck that lactose anyway. You're better off without it.
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Shit, I don't even know what I'm going to be doing in the next 5-10 minutes.
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Kids: Do not have. Do not want. Do like on some occasions.
Cats: Do not have. Do like. WANT.
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Well, there is no doubt that it's a concept, and a rather broad one at that. I generally think of it as a sense of belonging. And it's definitely a feeling. But I disagree that it is always a place. A person can definitely feel like home, too. Even a creative pursuit or hobby can feel like home.
It doesn't differentiate from familiarity. Not at all. Familiarity is the major component of what makes me feel like I am at home somewhere, with someone, or doing something. It takes a deep level of comfort to slap such a label on whatever it is, because it's a big deal to me. It's something I'm always looking for, but rarely find. When I think I have it, it disappears.
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Grossed out. Dairy might be the grossest thing regularly consumed by humans.
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That was definitely a dream, because you couldn't pay me to touch cheese.
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I have indeed received this question on here before. But I'll go ahead and answer it again, because good god do I love tea.
I don't have a favorite, but I do tend to mostly drink blacks, and will pick the stronger flavor if given the choice (Irish Breakfast over English, Early Grey over Lady, etc). I drink a lot of chai tea. Whites I like, but don't drink very often, usually only if I'm down in the dumps. I occasionally enjoy pu-erh or oolong after a meal. I like floral herbals, and prefer my green with jasmine. I will try any tea you put in my face.
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Oh, I know being a bastard is definitely one of my stronger points.
I have been trying to come up with a clever answer for your question for days, and all I can come up with is that a giant cooler and some heavy duty razors are probably involved somehow. -
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Likely. I am pretty hospitable to people who do not suck. Otherwise, I'm a total bastard.
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Samantha’s Bio
Twenty-something writer, filmmaker, vintage enthusiast, clothing hoarder, and business student with an insatiable hunger for visual, aural, and emotional stimulation.
I get distracted easily, and will probably drive you crazy. I also drink a lot of tea


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