I can be at times.

Nope. My friends are real and some of them are fuckin awesome.

Damn right I can

Lots and lots of Rise Against

Neither. I'd like a regular amount of cheese, dammit.

loyalty, honesty, and a sense of humor.

whatever animal is trying to kill me at the time. and the chupacabra.

Also, I did say heads the first time :-P I think the most disturbing thing was that the heads were actually stuck on the crosses if a couple of roadside shrines. Picture a head on a pike in medieval times.

I don't think they ever found the rest of the bodies. They credited the murders to cartel violence and then just kinda forgot about it. Yay corruption!

Complain and stay in bed.

I don't think anything particularly strange has happened during, but a few years ago, they found decapitated heads near my grandparents' village the day before we arrived.

Oh yes, I would. Given the current political climate, I think I'd do a decent job

I like to be anywhere as long as I'm with my friends or family and nobody is being an annoying douchebag. Right now, I'd like to be anywhere that isn't phoenix.

Most people are sheep willing to settle for mediocrity as long as everybody else is doing it. Individuality isn't as appealing as it is to be part of the mindless collective.

right now, I'm hoping I'll be able to finish my essay before class tomorrow afternoon. Procrastination ftw...

Honestly, I think I'd be okay with still working at the deli. Or maybe an office job if it'll pay more.

I would rather be a famous musician. I love music. One day I'm gonna start the worst band ever! :D

we all just used to hang out and tell "your mom" jokes all day long.

most likely chicken and bits of rice. it's all the flavor of eating without the inconvenience! :D

sure, but they have to bring me cake as well. Preferably with a Jefferson Airplane decoration.