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asked by phronk
Damnnnnn you sound like a man I want to get to know. You wouldn't happen to have a shaved head, do you? Because that's my one weakness, ask anybody.
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Dearest Crush, Dateanswer.com takes me to a date site where I have to register to use the system. Is this some kind of marketing ad? What kind of cruel, heartless person causes someone to get their hopes up like that? I'm sorry, but you are off to a terrible start.
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Never! Although I avoided oranges and reds for ages. But I bought a pretty red dress last year for a wedding, and it had quite a positive effect on the male population. All 3 of them.
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Pinks, all shades of pinks!
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Living location independently, touring the Meditteranean, or living here in St. John's with 10 cats and no husband.
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Typewriter-person/ballerina/painter...and I always included those forward slashes.
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Little red convertible. Except I'd never drive it because I don't understand this city.
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Think about your dear ginger friend who spends her entire day seated at either her cubicle or on the futon at home writing for 13+ hours a day, without really clearing any of her debt, eating cinammon hearts while her ass goes flat. Also think about how I've been doing it for two years. Three months, my friend. You can do it.
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You really think I'm the best person for that? I'm still eating them. Like, right now.
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It was a really big container, I'd estimate five million cinnamon hearts. I'm sure she would say something to me if the whole thing didn't cost more than 75 cents. She's also probably afraid, as there is a fat person inside me dying to get out.
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They're my roommates...and I've definitely eaten over half of them. A FULL CONTAINER.
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This container of cinnamon hearts being finished so I can move on with my life.
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Drink alcohol pretty much 24/7. That's how I deal with my life.
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Your cat is cold. Burning him is definitely a good idea. Also, start washing your hair with a lame ass type of shampoo, like Head 'n Shoulders. Nobody likes that shit.
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Depends on what you mean by disaster. Is it flooded? Crowded? Filled with crap? Burn it. ALL OF IT.
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Usually it's north of Mexico, but I like this one too.
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I fell out of a parked car once and broke a bone in my arm.
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Candice’s Bio
Writer. Traveller. Ginger.


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