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i LOVE the walking dead series. and i LOVE LOVE LOVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ZOMBIES GOSH. I could go on for hours about the strategy guide i have no joke.
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i wonder who the fuck this could possibly be.
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CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE! AAAAAAAACK!
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HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FOR FUCKING SERIOUS I HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS SHIT OUT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BRB EATING A HUGE BOWL OF CHILI IN PREPARATION
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Pan Am, 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Recreation, Dexter, EVERY SHOW ON TELEVISION?
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Oh thank god. I know my tumblr is a hodgepodge mostly consisting of monster girls out of some weird twist of fate, but yuri is probably my single most intense obsession )8
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god i sure fucking hope so because when i look at jokes i make 99% of the time i'm like "oh my god what the fuck is wrong with me."
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No, actually I was more like that insufferable friend of yours who thinks they're really funny but they're actually not. But when you think about it, aren't almost all middle schoolers that way?
And as for the tentacles- noooo but. I had begun an intense fascination with squids around the age of 17 like completely OBSESSED i should say since reading about the Colossal Squid WHICH HAVE 11' DIAMETER EYES WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE THE LARGEST EYE OUT OF ANY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD AND ALSO SOME OF THEM HAVE SPINNING HOOKS ON THEIR TENTACLE SUCKERS!!!!
But yeah, it started then and just spiraled. Now it's turned into sort of a very personal metaphor. Something about them just seems so beautiful in a COMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL WAY I SWEAR TO GOD. -
I would be the kuudere type character- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kuudere
I wouldn't always be mean, but I would have this wall of books and writing around me to shield me from human contact, until the protag has me warm up and slowly I start to show my true colors. Also I'd be really super hot.
And it would probably be a ~*SLICE OF LIFE*~ because i like those. -
stumpy is my term for guro with amputees who have no arms or legs and usually they're bandaged up. it's a very very old joke i had with my friends that dates back to my middle school days. i was a very funny person, at one point.
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TV show? Hmmm. I guess to a degree- Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec. She's dedicated and loves what she does but she's also just an awkward little thing who doesn't know how to function with people properly. She's strong, determined, and really pays attention to the little details while always trying to find ways to prove herself. I both admire her and identify with her.
Plus you know.
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Dystopia. It would have no reputation to live up to, and if it went to shit people would just be like "Yeah, I mean it IS called Dystopia." or if it was like super awesome hipsters would love it for the irony.
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it changes all the time- i guess one that's pretty constant is red though? it looks terrible on me, however.....
so actually probably golden yellow. i look smokin in that shit. -
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FINISH FFX >:T it's worth it. the ending is beautiful and if you actually get it yourself instead of watching it on youtube it's super satisfying. 12 IS awesome though.
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Above all else I would give everything to live in Aristocratic Pre-Revolution France where everything is decadent and the hair is fucking awesome and the undergarments of dresses have are 12 ft in length across. I would wear fancy dresses and drink champagne and eat fancy food and play cards all day long. It would just be the best. Fuck the peasants.
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i guess if i had to pick something i like about myself it would be my eyes. it's the one thing about me that's consistent and they're a really good combination of light green and hazel. they photoshop really nicely too lmfao. plus they're big- to make it simple, my eyes are like the greatest accessory i own.
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